Okay, I admit it. It's been too long since I "blogged" (ugly word alert). So, feeling the pressure to "blog" I innocently log in, prepared to write a profound essay on the inordinate volume of snot my body makes this time of year (allergy season) and lo and behold, my heart skips a beat because I come to a screen that says "Please sign in before proceeding, username: password: " and I realize that I have no idea what my username and/or password is. What can I do? I am ready to blog, yet I cannot blog!! So I fumble through my mental list -- is it lobsy? lobsyblogsy? first name? last name? last name? first name last, last name first? Nope. Same message comes up: cannot recognize user name. What do you mean you cannot recognize my user name! I need to blog! I am ready to blog! Let me in!
Then it dawns on me. My first name and my last name, WITH NO SPACE IN BETWEEN. What was I thinking? I should know better than that! That is way too complicated for my pea brain!
So here I am. I got in. I'm exhausted, though. All blogged out now. More on gobs of mucous filling up my head later.
That's all folks
14 years ago
11 comments:
Oh my goodness, this is so YOU. I can picture it all happening.
I am glad you got in!
I know, I'm such a dork. A freak.
ROFLOLPIMP
What was that?
The letters you had to type in so you could leave your comment?
Some secret code that professes your undying love and devotion to me?
You're chewing gum?
Your fingers were on all the wrong keys?
Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
Out
Loud
Peeing
In
My
Pants
You have SO much to learn, dahlin'!
don't worry Laura, I had to learn what all those things meant from Emily, too!
By the way... your blog: Eeeeeeyyyyeeewwww (like the way that Earnest says it...)
Oh I finally just got the part about me chewing gum.
ROFLOLBNPIMPBILTCTTSFPYAAHTC
WHAT ON EARTH DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!
Oh, I'm glad you asked.
Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
Out
Loud
But
Not
Peeing
In
My
Pants
Because
I
Learned
To
Cross
Them
To
Stop
From
Peeing
Years
Ago
After
Having
Three
Children
Okay, it was late and I was a little punchy. Sorry. :-)
Oh yea, it's all about clenching. (sp?) (is that a word?)
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